Cool Movie Quotes

I found this website with great quotes. Here are just a few from movies! This is what I do to pass the time until school gets out (I have last period prep)

What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Cool Hand Luke

"How do you write women so well?", a female fan asks. "I picture a man... then I take away reason and accountablity."
Jack Nicholson "As good as it gets"

Happiness is only happiness if there is a violin-playing goat.
Hugh Grant, Notting Hill

"She's a witch!" "A witch? How do you know she's a witch?" "She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "... I got better." Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Dear Darla, I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit. You're the scum between my toes. Love, Alfalfa
Alfalfa, The Little Rascals

I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
Billy Madison

Man: Do you believe in truth?
Christian: Yes.
Man: Do you believe in freedom?
Christian: Yes of course. Man: Do you believe in love?
Christian: Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen .. love is all you need.
Moulin Rouge

I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
Fat Bastard - Austin Powers

Shooter: You're in big trouble, pal. I eat pieces of "poop" like you for breakfast!
Happy: You eat pieces of "poop" for breakfast?
Happy Gilmore


A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
Ulysses Evert McGill - O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Some people without any brains do an awful lot of talking now don't they?
Scarecrow-The Wizard of Oz

I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy...
Finding Nemo

Exercise produces endorphins; endorphins make you happy. Happy people don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!
Legally Blonde

I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole milk.
Napoleon Dynamite

Oh see, now that pisses me off. First of all, we have over 400 plaintiffs here, and, let's be honest, we all know there are more out there. They may not be the most sophisticated people but they do know how to divide and 20 million dollars isn't shit when you split it between them. Second of all, these people don't dream about being rich. They dream about being able to let their kids swim in a pool without worrying that they'll have to have a hysterectomy by the age of 20, like Rosa Fields, a client of ours. Or have their spine deteriorate, like Stan Bloom, another client of ours. So before you come back here with another lame-ass offer, I want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth Mr. Walker. Or how much you'd expect somebody to pay you for your uterus Ms. Sanchez. Then you take out your calculator, and you multiply that number by a hundred. Anything less than that is a waste of our time. By the way, we had that water brought in special for you folks. Came from a well in Hinkley.
Julia Roberts, Erin Brockovich